Given my tremendous near success with Mr. “Taylor, the latte boy” (ok, not really, but in my memoirs, it will be), I decided to saunter by Starbucks again today. I was looking good– hair wild (which in fantasies is suddenly transformed into honey blond with cascading waves rather than brunette and wind-knotted), innocent, yet flirtatious
CNN today reports that researchers claim that too much testosterone kills brain cells. … Well… duh 😉 Anyone ever see a guy jump off a club balcony into the waiting arms of the pit with flaming toilet paper in his ass? Right there, you say to yourself, I’m sensing something might be off here. We
My iPod led me astray. From here on in, this will be known as the iPod defense. Can you perform an exorcism on an electronic music device? I know that there are people who cleanse homes… hmmmm yellow pages under…. Yeah, no. I should start by telling you that I am obsessed with my iPod.
People of Los Angeles– take cover. I control the weather and some forms of electricity. I just thought you should know. I sense skepticism. June gloom started last year in January. You think that was weather patterns? Please. My boss resigned in January. My mood was bleak, therefore, the weather was bleak. Why else would
I just ran across this quote, and it made me laugh. It had to be posted. “The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and then they marry him.” — Cher tee hee Katekatedating@yahoo.com
I’ve decided that I need to pitch myself as a character for that new show “Heroes”. No– not for my amazing ability to make men disappear (Chloe, I heard that ). Instead, I will pitch myself as “Blend Girl”– as in disappear into the background girl, practical invisibility. Think I’m kidding? I have had people
You’re right. I should have done something when I passed by grande/laptop guy. In fact, as I was passing him, I thought to myself “a normal person would know what to do”. There are people who will start chatting with strangers easily. My ex was one of those people. My friend Veronica is also a
In preparation for the leap, or timid one toe approach, into dating, I’ve started reading a lot of material about “what men want”. Much to my consternation, it appears that men want women who have social skills. It was #3 or #4 on their list in a recent article I read. The one guy interviewed
I had no idea that “I’m going for coffee” was actually a euphemism for “I’m attending the fastest speed dating event on earth while wildly hopped up on caffeine.” But it does appear to be the case. Was this always true? I mean, back in the day when coffee meant black, or with milk, and
Since it is clear that I am on my way to being a social phenom, I thought I’d share some tips on how I “roll” (yeah, yeah). (I don’t actually know what that means, but I hear it often on TV so…) 1) Immediately locate the bathroom upon entering any restaurant, club or bar. You’ll