I know. It’s crazy, but I DO want my ass entirely covered. You know what I don’t want? Ruffles. When did ruffles across the butt on a bathing suit become normal for any female over three? I get the draping. I get more coverage. But ruffles? What exactly do you think the ruffle is hiding?
Monthly Archives: July 2011
In my mind, I am taller. My mental pictures owe a lot to Photoshop, apparently. I’m svelte, sophisticated and statuesque inside. The fact that no one in the history of time has ever thought the word “statuesque” in relation to someone like me is probably not shocking to those of you on the outside. To
I’ll admit that I’m oddly fascinated with the concept of this website: http://www.whatsyourprice.com/ I’d like to say that I have my finger on the pulse of the dating scene, but my dating scene is more corpse-like than vivacious and thriving. Luckily, I have friends like Pen to introduce me to the newly terrifying ways of
My magical mystery tour of Los Angeles has continued. Today’s tour stop: Compartes Chocolatier in Brentwood. If you are a chocolate fan, this place is your nirvana. Not only is the chocolate amazing, but you can actually watch it being made right there at the facility. Also, an incredibly nice man brought me chocolate to
I innocently wandered into a store today and admired a pair of jean shorts. They were longer than the typical shorts, which I can appreciate since I’ve never had the assets of a Blake Lively or Cameron Diaz. I justified the purchase with the fact that they were on massive sale. I grabbed a couple