New Invention

By patriciasteffyauthorJanuary 12, 20111 commentBlog, DiLA Blog, Uncategorized

I have a new invention. It’s called “Shower Pilates”, and I do believe this one will revolutionize the industry. I love long showers, but feel fleeting guilt about wasting water. I hate exercising, but not being able to fit into my clothes isn’t the turn on you might think it would be. I also loathe

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My Ass is Lifting

By patriciasteffyauthorJanuary 9, 2011Blog, DiLA Blog, Uncategorized

My ass is lifting. Clearly believing that you hang on my every thought, word and action, I felt the need to bring this to you immediately. My ass is lifting. I do believe it is a result of these technologically advanced shoes from Skechers. I mean, I’d like to believe that I’m aging backwards for

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