If you read this blog with any regularity, you know: a) my love life has replaced the standard definition of “ridiculous” in Webster’s; and b) I’m not really what any sane person would refer to as a social butterfly (more like, “girl-who-blends-with-ficus”). In fact, if I could cocoon myself away from the rest of the
Random X-Files gushing interruption. Remember that “idle hands lead to the devil’s test messaging” incident? Yeah, I can now officially say he got the text message. I have an email from him that I think I’ll save for a time when I’ve had more than 4 hours of sleep. Kate
Today’s topic for conversation: why is Kate such a loser? What compels me to do stupid, stupid things? I’m incapable of leaving things alone if I care at all about the individual in question. I can’t just embrace the status quo and move along my merry way. If a situation is tense, and I give
This is just a random letter of complaint to the Hollywood powers that be. Why doesn’t Bonnie Hunt write and direct more? I find it hard to believe that she’s out of ideas. I find it even harder to believe that Hollywood doesn’t have the money to send her way. So, what’s up? I’m watching
I used to have this friend who primarily dated men who were married or otherwise attached. Needless to say, this friendship was not destined to last for long (she got mad at me for being judgmental, and I got mad at her for having no judgment at all). Her reasoning for pursuing only men with
Phase 2 Does your personality change with your hair color? This is the first time I’ve actually done major alterations to my appearance. Now that I’m firmly in phase 2 (aka Holy Crap 2: The Reckoning), I’m beginning to wonder. I’m queen of hiding my “light” under a bushel to the point of acknowledging my
I’m completely fascinated by this guy who is selling his life on eBay. You heard me correctly—he is selling his life (minus his physical person and name) on eBay. He’s an Australian 44 year old man who has recently gone through a divorce. He wants to get rid of the old and start over, again.
My life has been an exercise in frustration lately…more than lately… say, for the last decade. And I don’t mean sexual frustration—although if they could figure out how to harness that, I’d single-handedly eliminate the country’s dependence on foreign oil. It just seems as though very little is easy right now. Relationships, my job, my
Different is nice, but it sure isn’t pretty.Pretty is what it’s about.I never met anyone who was different.Who couldn’t figure that out?“At The Ballet”, A Chorus Line I’ve learned a couple of things so far in life, but one of the most important is: when the hair dresser says “well, it will certainly be different”
Mid-Life Crisis Day 3 I just took a test, and it is official: I am entering an official mid-life crisis. No, seriously, it was a test called “Are You Headed for a Mid-life Crisis” by Mary Kearl. I scored a nine out of 10. The only one I missed was the suicide question. Apparently, I’m