Thursday Humor
Accurate. I blame HGTV and its seductive, seductive ways.
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We’re #1 in Cheaters!
This is the headline of a press release I received: Los Angeles Tops List “Cities with Highest Chances of Infidelity” Among Women We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1! YEA! Oh, wait. What? The bonds of marriage may be sacred, but according to SeekingArrangement.com even the sanctity of marriage has its price. The study revealed that
Wednesday Humor
Just remember that instead of screaming, you can just forward this to the person pissing you off.
5:18
I’m sitting here in the dark—a gigantic ball of stress and angst, if you ever saw one—contemplating life (as you do at 5:00am). I’m exhausted. My eczema is out in full force. And I’m pretty sure that there is absolutely no way that I can justify drinking this early. I mean, even having a mimosa
Original Series Coming to Your Screens Soon!
So… where to start. Once upon a time I wrote a blog. The blog became a script. And now the script will be an original web series coming to a screen near you– with a little bit (or a whole lot) of help from friends. For all the latest details, click on the IndieGoGo graphic
Two Years Out
For those of you keeping score at home today marks the two year anniversary of a shocking event in history– my quitting of the job. I know. I can’t believe it either. I feel like we all jumped off the cliff together (though you all are shockingly behind in your contributions to my rent
Happy Friday!
For two very special friends (you know who you are) on a Friday, I bring you:
Ruling the World
This is really just a public service announcement to let you know that M and I have decided to rule the world. Technically our world rule started at midnight PST, but in reality it started about an hour and forty-seven minutes ago when I woke up. It’s nothing personal. The former rulers did an okay
Disclaimer
I had a dance teacher once who would start each class with a thought for the day. On one particular day, her musing was: You can’t through life with a disclaimer. She started with dance examples: you can’t walk into auditions and start with “I’m feeling very cranky. I didn’t get enough sleep. I’m pretty