House Hunters

Well, it has finally happened: my brain has stopped trying to process what I’ve done by leaving my job and just embraced Property Virgins, House Hunters and House Hunters International. I may have watched (on and off) about 7 hours of those shows on Monday.

I’m no closer to figuring out what I want to do with my life. I’m no closer to writing the great American novel, script or short-story. I have yet to executive produce a television show. I am, however, an expert at the ridiculous requirements first time home buyers have and where cheap real estate exists in the United States (note: nowhere near Los Angeles).

Here is my public service announcement for the day: You do not need stainless steel appliances in order to have a working refrigerator, stove or dishwasher—particularly if you only have $100,000 to spend on the house and you want four bedrooms, a finished basement, a backyard and a pool. The perfectly functioning white appliances do not NEED to be replaced. If I hear you say it one more time, I will slap you.

2 comments on “House Hunters”

  1. Dee Murray

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said!! And keep in mind that stainless steel will one day be the Avocado Green of 2000's. And you know what we all think of avocado green stoves, don't we…?

  2. Carey Hagan

    Ever met someone who is obsessed with remodeling their kitchen? It's just deeply uncomfortable to have to listen to it. Stop watching those shows immediately. I'd rather you stick to Italian film noir or re-runs of Ugly Betty. At least those are respectable. This is the time to go through your Netflix queue. But no house stuff: please. So not you.

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