Do you ever notice things that you don’t recognize in your garbage? It just happened to me, and I was completely stumped. I must have looked it with furrowed brow for at least a minute. What was this strange empty container doing in my garbage, and how did it get there? Did it have friends? Did it have a party when I was at work? It would explain the odd looks I get from my plants when I return home at the end of the day.
Did I mention the garbage bag I was staring at was my kitchen garbage bag… still in my kitchen? It can only mean one thing: my apartment is possessed. It’s the most logical conclusion.