A Step Behind

I think that the most successful people are not always the most innovative so much as the people best able to communicate why people need this new product, service or concept that has likely existed in other forms. Sadly, I’m always a step behind. For instance, the other night I mentioned to Pen that someone needed to create a dating service for finding single doctors. Naturally, as I planned my new venture and ultimate world domination, my quick Google search landed me on singledoctors.com. Apparently, I’m not the only one who thought it would be a good idea, and someone else clearly got there first.

Today, while loitering outside of Pink Taco waiting for my cohorts in chips and salsa diving, I stood mesmerized at the doors of The Container Store. I love the idea of this place. My brain shuts down if I have too many days of disorganization so every time I look at this store, I think that the key to my success is quite clearly more bins. How can I continue to function as a human being without the benefit of a panty box? And not just one—how will I know if I have black panties without having a box that is clearly labeled black panties? Sure, I could look, but that is such a time waster. You can’t have undergarments mingling all willy-nilly. That’s madness!

My writing would obviously flow much more smoothly if I could only have each and every one of the desk/contact/paraphernalia office organizers. It’s the only thing holding me back! Well, perhaps not, but when I’m standing in that store, I’m absolutely convinced of it—enamored by the mere thought of it. Apparently the promise of order is the most powerful aphrodisiac you can offer me. Gentlemen of Los Angeles, you might want to keep this in mind.

Beyond my potential seduction by a Don Juan promising a neat closet for all eternity, the most fascinating thing about this is the enormous success of an entire industry based on expensive boxes and clothing hangars. There are organizational experts who have been working steadily for more than a decade. There are shows on HGTV (and similar type networks) to explain how to do this (I know this because I’m unemployed and watching them). Oprah had specials on it (and then there were spin-offs of those shows and spin-offs of those shows).

In the face of all of this, I just keep thinking, “Why on earth didn’t I think of this first?” and “How do I become one of these experts?” I’m uncertain of my next step, but I have a feeling it’s going to involve the purchase of a Stockholm Paper Drawer (ooh, those are pretty, and useful, and Merry Christmas to me!).

 

6 comments on “A Step Behind”

  1. Dee Murray Reply

    Silent Glade. Hang on…stay with me…You're in a lavatory that is not your own. You're needing to use the Glade spray afterwards. You're a bit embarrassed because everyone outside the lavatory can now hear the Glade can and know what you've done in there. It's a slightly awkward thing that everyone experiences. Silent Glade. Fixes all that embarrassment just like that. Think about it.

  2. Dee Murray Reply

    Silent Glade. Hang on…stay with me…You're in a lavatory that is not your own. You're needing to use the Glade spray afterwards. You're a bit embarrassed because everyone outside the lavatory can now hear the Glade can and know what you've done in there. It's a slightly awkward thing that everyone experiences. Silent Glade. Fixes all that embarrassment just like that. Think about it.

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