My Love Life in Brief
Kate: You never know– my Prince Charming could be at the concert tomorrow at the Getty. Pen: Yeah, but you won’t talk to him. Kate: I can’t argue with that. fade to black.
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Now What?
And I’m back. Since we last chatted, I volunteered at an event and played tourist with my mother—both good things. But now, here I sit. Mom has gone home. The next volunteer task is well in hand. My laundry is done. My dishes are clean. Now what? This is the first time since I quit
Ruffles Across the Butt
I know. It’s crazy, but I DO want my ass entirely covered. You know what I don’t want? Ruffles. When did ruffles across the butt on a bathing suit become normal for any female over three? I get the draping. I get more coverage. But ruffles? What exactly do you think the ruffle is hiding?
In My Mind
In my mind, I am taller. My mental pictures owe a lot to Photoshop, apparently. I’m svelte, sophisticated and statuesque inside. The fact that no one in the history of time has ever thought the word “statuesque” in relation to someone like me is probably not shocking to those of you on the outside. To
When Dating Becomes a Business Transaction
I’ll admit that I’m oddly fascinated with the concept of this website: http://www.whatsyourprice.com/ I’d like to say that I have my finger on the pulse of the dating scene, but my dating scene is more corpse-like than vivacious and thriving. Luckily, I have friends like Pen to introduce me to the newly terrifying ways of
Magical Mystery Tour
My magical mystery tour of Los Angeles has continued. Today’s tour stop: Compartes Chocolatier in Brentwood. If you are a chocolate fan, this place is your nirvana. Not only is the chocolate amazing, but you can actually watch it being made right there at the facility. Also, an incredibly nice man brought me chocolate to
Body Blow
I innocently wandered into a store today and admired a pair of jean shorts. They were longer than the typical shorts, which I can appreciate since I’ve never had the assets of a Blake Lively or Cameron Diaz. I justified the purchase with the fact that they were on massive sale. I grabbed a couple
Euphemisms on a Tuesday
Many of these euphemisms made me laugh, and I figured some of you needed the laugh today, too. Returning to work after long weekends can be hard. I am here to help. Also, I had no idea #5 was from Othello. I’m not sure it’s going to make me cringe less if I hear it
After Two Months
Wishful Thinking: An hour after I quit my job, my future path will be clear. Reality: Oh, it’s clear alright. It’s clear I have no idea what I am doing. Wishful Thinking: When I quit my job my apartment will be immaculate. Reality: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Seriously, I
Alone in a Crowded Room
Anyone else would have embraced the opportunity presented: a room full of industry people actively hoping to form a network of writers, directors, producers, actors and more. Lovely setting. Early enough to not be confused with clubbing. Anyone would have taken the opportunity to put out a hand and make some introductions. Anyone except me.