Things to Do With Glue

I posted this link up on twitter the other day: http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/08/03/exes-3-way-smackdown-3-timing-man/

As I said on twitter, obviously this is wrong. This is not appropriate (:::chuckle::::) conflict resolution. So, before anyone tries to bring forth a lawsuit, I am in no way advocating this kind of perfectly executed retribution. It’s just… ahem… wrong. No two ways about it. Krazy gluing a cheater’s private bits together is not the answer. Well, actually it is an answer, just perhaps not the most mature one.

Regardless, as I was taking the article to be laminated, I re-read it. And then I stumbled on this little part: “The three women, who intricately planned the hotel beatdown, also physically attacked the three-timer and demanded to know which woman he loved most.”

Ooooh. Ladies, you were so close. Here’s a tip: if he’s screwing all three of you, the answer is D) none of the above. The only person he loves in this equation is himself. But thanks for playing. And really, which one of you was still hoping that he’d pick you? Despite the overwhelming evidence of his ass-hattery, which one of you would still have believed him? Because you know he was weighing his odds. Maybe one of you is kind of bruiser, so if he picked you, he might have hoped that you would have turned on the other two?

Seriously, ladies, you can’t embrace your inner Heather in one more-embarrassing-than-deadly-Drano moment and still somehow hope for a picket fence ending. So, pick up the damn red bow and walk out of the school… um… hotel room and face the reality (and perhaps some jail time because I’m pretty sure low-life is going to get you all locked up for assault—may you get an all female jury).

Moral of this story? It’s just all bad.

Kate, who has a spinning moral compass these days

2 comments on “Things to Do With Glue”

  1. Dee Murray Reply

    Besides the obviously evil satisfaction of placing Krazy Glue to fuzzy nether regions, one must wonder what the girls really hoped to accomplish after the "Ah-ha! We all know what you're doing!" moment. Now what? He knows you know. The jig is up. (insert golf clap here) This only means he'll be more careful next time with the next three. Just walk away, ladies. Better luck next time. Sadly, with men like that, you've probably not taught him a lesson at all. But hopefully you taught yourself to pay attention to a red flag or two…or three…

  2. Dee Murray Reply

    Besides the obviously evil satisfaction of placing Krazy Glue to fuzzy nether regions, one must wonder what the girls really hoped to accomplish after the "Ah-ha! We all know what you're doing!" moment. Now what? He knows you know. The jig is up. (insert golf clap here) This only means he'll be more careful next time with the next three. Just walk away, ladies. Better luck next time. Sadly, with men like that, you've probably not taught him a lesson at all. But hopefully you taught yourself to pay attention to a red flag or two…or three…

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