I may have found my true calling in life. It came to me while watching one of my hundreds of weekly news programs.
Sure, you’re going with the most logical options:
1) marriage counselor
2) sex therapist
4) spy (aka international woman of mystery)
But who isn’t doing those things? I’m not disparaging these options– all good and clearly back-up plans if the new one doesn’t work out.
Queen of the Roller Derby.
I know. It left me speechless when I first considered it, as well.
They ran this story on a group of women called the “Orange County Demolition Divas”– strong, highly motivated women. My new hero is a woman with the nickname “Miss Ann Thropic”. She told the reporter that she found the group after her relationship of 15 years ended, and she was looking for a legal way to get out her aggressions.
Rock on sister! (or is that roll on? No, that sounds too much like I’m yelling for deodorant).
Anyway, I too would like to find a way to legally beat the crap out of people while precariously perched on a set of wheels.
I’m telling you– this is it. I have found my calling.
(although that whole supermodel thing could be good, too)