Me: I suddenly have motivation to work out. Right now. I must work out right now before I lose this intense desire to be fit.
Other Me: Sadly, Bones starts in 7 minutes. Remember the last time you missed the beginning? You were desperately confused because it turns out that you were in the midst of the dude’s coma dream.
Me: True. That made no sense. Of course, it would probably have helped if I watched the show more often than once every few months, or when Duchovny directs.
Other Me: You can’t risk that again. 6 minutes.
Me: Then again, when in the history of time have I worked out for more than 6 minutes?
Other Me: Good point. You totally have time to spare.