Dating Profile

In my research into the mating habits of the average Angeleno, the subject of online dating is consistently broached. While I’m still hoping for miracles in the form of blind dates, I have acknowledged that this option does exist.  If I decide to go with a traditional online site (which already sounds like an oxymoron), I’ll need a killer dating profile picture in order to truly capture the attention of my would-be suitors. This has provided me endless hours of distress (ok, maybe it was only seconds before I dismissed it as being too difficult and moved on something easier like determining the meaning of life).

But at long last, I believe I’ve settled on a photo that really allows for my essence to shine. It’s the perfect combination of “don’t F with me,” and “sometimes I sing in the shower.”  It’s the kind of photo that will make men sit up and take notice.  It’s… it’s… it’s….

 

 

 

 

It’s Pride and Prejudice meets Mad Max. And I think this one is going to work for me.

6 comments on “Dating Profile”

  1. Dee Murray Reply

    I love it!! It’s not nearly Mad Max (without the Grace Slick haircut!) as much as P&P meets Three’s Company – in a total “three’s a crowd” kinda way!! And I am quite impressed that you don’t have a ficus covering your face! It’s lovely!

    • Carey Reply

      I agree: as usual, you’re adorable, and you’ve clearly been drinking infant’s blood, or you’ve got your Dorian Gray portrait hidden in your attic or something like that. Why do all my West Coast friends look younger than my East Coast friends? What _is it_ with you people? Don’t start in with your usual “good lighting” b.s., either. P.S. I like your hair color in the photo, too. I think you’re sort of a redhead at heart.

  2. Dee Murray Reply

    I love it!! It’s not nearly Mad Max (without the Grace Slick haircut!) as much as P&P meets Three’s Company – in a total “three’s a crowd” kinda way!! And I am quite impressed that you don’t have a ficus covering your face! It’s lovely!

    • Carey Reply

      I agree: as usual, you’re adorable, and you’ve clearly been drinking infant’s blood, or you’ve got your Dorian Gray portrait hidden in your attic or something like that. Why do all my West Coast friends look younger than my East Coast friends? What _is it_ with you people? Don’t start in with your usual “good lighting” b.s., either. P.S. I like your hair color in the photo, too. I think you’re sort of a redhead at heart.

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